I designed a flag for my hometown, created an entire alphabet, penned Paul Bunyan's eulogy while writing travel guides to non-existent places (really).

I created a virtual museum to promote folklore from a project I stated before finishing high school.

I authored sets of 150+ rhymes, 30+ riddles and at least 100 good jokes.

I developed my own electronic fortune teller and authored a book completely in alliteration (even the preface).

All of this under the banner Thrill Land, a company I started when I was just fourteen.

I also developed both a video game and tabletop role-playing game.

I've written and illustrated several works of short fiction and authored The Wrong Dictionary.

I uncovered two long-forgotten folk heroes (A, B), the earliest known mention of Paul Bunyan in print (March 17, 1893) and early Br'er Rabbit stories.

I also created two feature-length experimental films and became a horror host.

My Swahili is better than my French but not as good as my German, and I am fluent in none of them.

I have a BA in International Studies with a minor in Holocaust, genocide and human rights studies, because why not?

And there is yet more still to come.